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The patient says, Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. The doctor says, Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. mug = cup The patient says, Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attent
2011年ESL之就医和人际交往
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
2011年ESL之就医和人际交往
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife? Fred replied, Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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A guy says to his friend, Guess how many coins I have in my pocket. The friend says, If I guess right, will you give me one of them? The first guy says, If you guess right, I'll give you both of them.
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[00:02.60]EnglishExpress [00:32.23]The patient says, [00:33.48]Doctor, youve got to help me. [00:35.06]Nobody ever listens to me. [00:37.56]No one ever pays any attention to [00:39.17]what I have to say. [00:41.01]The doctor says, Next, please. [00:4
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Hello and welcome to Words and Their Stories from VOA Learning English. On this program we explore common words and expressions in American English. In the United States April 1 is a day when you need to be a little careful. Why? It is April Fools Da
2018年VOA慢速英语(三)月
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, I have some good news and some bad news. The man says, OK, give me the good news first. The doctor says, The good news is, you have 24 hours to live. The man replies, Oh no! If that's the
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, What was the name of his other leg? Why is this funny? It's funny because of the confusion between these two phrases; a man with a wooden leg and a wooden leg named Smith. Li
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea)
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An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school. If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
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Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? A: Baby tigers. Q: Why is the number six afraid? A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Q: How many legs does an a
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A: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter? B: I think you are pretty ugly. Insulting someone is often considered funny, especially when that person is fishing for a complement. NOTE: pretty ugly = very ugly
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People often enjoy joking about love and marriage. Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens. In t
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An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke again and said, If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful prin
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The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it? The student says: Obviously it's the past tense. NOTES: Present Tense: I am beautiful. Past Tense: I was beautiful. This is funny because
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? A: Wet. Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: A stick. Q: What is white when it's dirty a
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BBC Learning English Weekender Humour part 1 Jackie: Hello, I'm Jackie Dalton, you're listening to BBC Learning English dot com. Today: what's the point of humour? We all know having a laugh is a way of making our lives better, but exactly how does
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词汇畅谈（Vocabulary Build-up）：joke 口语训练营（Everyday English）：最喜欢的报纸或杂志 语法天地（Grammar Talk）：不定式的用法（3）
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